Valentine's Kiss
Introduction
Valentine's Kiss is our first dedicated mini penetrable — if you've been left in the cold by typical masturbators, this might be the friend you need! He is initially launching in only Medium size, but a Small and/or Mini are intended to follow as soon as possible.
While it is possible that a Large will be made (there is a prototype print, after all!), please keep in mind that "typical penetrable size" is not the intended purpose of this model and he will not be made to accommodate average-or-greater length; see Seiryuu or Kouya's Maw for a toy that is oriented towards the average phallus-bearing user.
Read on if you are unsure whether this toy is meant for you, or if you need clarification on its intended function. Also, please note the dimensions of this toy. The Medium size is only 2.5 inches tall in total, and the actual channel is shorter than that! He's very small overall for a "Medium" toy, but has been given this designation since the entrance size is comparable to our standard-sized Medium penetrables. Other dedicated mini penetrables can be expected to follow similar sizing in the future.
Original Valentine's Tongue Concept By: DiamondWerewolf
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Size |
Total Height | Channel/Entrance Diameter | Channel Depth | Base Price |
| Mini | TBA | - | - | - |
| Small | TBA | - | - | - |
| Medium | 2.5 in | 1 in | 1.75 in | 30$ |
Please Note: Channel measurements are approximate, since I cannot precisely measure internals without cutting an actual item in half. Refunds will not be issued on the basis of "measurement inaccuracy." The channel on this specific toy is roughly as wide across as the entrance, but the circumference varies throughout the tunnel.
Internal View and Other Measurement Information
All Valentine's Kiss sizes are exclusively closed-ended, in order to maximize their suction. Their channel depth will always be slightly shorter than the total height of the toy, due to the back end being sealed. Although the back end is not paper-thin, it can still be quite fragile, so it is not recommended to strain this spot, as it may tear.
All measurements are approximate and are taken from the rigid master sculpt. Flexing, stretching, or squishing the toy will produce different measurements.
Is This Toy Meant for Me?
Below are examples of the types of people for whom this toy is intended. Considering the vast array of humans in the universe, this is not a comprehensive list and no disrespect is intended if your preferred terminology is not included. When deciding whether this toy is for you, please refer to whichever example is closest to your personal situation.
- FTM or Transmasculine individuals, in any stage of transition
- Certain cis women
- People with phalluses that are significantly below average in length
All of the above are possibilities as long as your anatomy a) protrudes enough from your body/has sufficient surrounding tissue for the toy to latch onto, and b) is not significantly longer than the toy's channel. Regardless of your situation, if your bits and pieces are too long for the toy, you will have to be careful not to puncture the sealed back while using it.
This item is NOT intended for phalluses of average or greater length. It is theoretically possible that it can be used to tease "just the tip" of an average-or-greater phallus, since the diameter on the Medium size is greater than that of our larger penetrables, but it has not been tested in any way by this audience.
How Do I Use This Thing?
For simplicity's sake, we'll go with clitoral use as an example — this applies regardless of whether or not the clitoris has grown from HRT. Many people fitting this description (or a very similar one) will find that Valentine's Kiss's primary function is more about suction than generating friction from penetrating the toy.
Place the toy's opening against the clitoris and give the toy a gentle squeeze to pull suction. You may need to turn it sideways (so the nose is facing one of your thighs) if the tissues in the area aren't cooperating when the toy is facing directly towards you. Experiment with different positions and try squeezing the toy multiple times, to see what works for you.
Lubricant (on yourself, the toy, or both) is recommended for several reasons, the fun sucking noises being one of them!
For transmasculine folks (as an example) who have undergone gender-affirming surgery, the usage may be different. Depending on the type of surgery (and the individual's results), it might be used exactly the same as any other masturbator... it's just shorter and has better suction than most!
Valentine's Kiss is also pretty adept at squirting water, if you fill his mouth with it and squeeze sharply. Not the most useful function, but it can make bath time more entertaining.
Due to the wide range of anatomical configurations in the types of folks this toy is intended for, guarantees cannot be made regarding its functionality. The guidelines above are the best I am able to give, but if you have any additional questions that might help you decide if this toy is for you, you are always welcome to contact me and ask.