IMPORTANT: All sales are final and cannot be cancelled. Please read our Terms of Service prior to purchasing. There is no purchase limit, but please be courteous to your fellow silicone enthusiasts and leave some for others to buy. I'd rather not have to impose a limit on future rounds, but I will if I see a problematic pattern.
This listing is for one (1) Desk Guardian, chosen from the drop-down list. Please view the images and make sure you have chosen the correct Guardian, as all purchases are final and exchanges cannot be made.
You will receive only the specific Guardian(s) you order, not all of the items in the picture. This is not a listing for a Guardian Set.
Please Note: All Carmelas have a "scar" on their shoulder; this is from the mold and has been there for basically its whole lifetime.
Desk Guardians range somewhat in size according to pose and chunkiness, generally falling between 2 and 2 1/2 inches tall (some may be a little shorter or taller than that). They're small enough to be easily carried around and not take up much space, but large enough to be a pleasant to hold and squeeze.
- The firmness of each of these Guardians is not documented and I cannot tell you upon request. They can be any of the firmnesses we use in the shop.
- Desk Guardians are NOT designed to be used for sexual purposes, they're collector's items only. While they are made of the same silicone as our sex toys, they are not designed as sex toys, nor do they have the same level of quality checking (as they won't be going in people's bodies), and could pose a health risk if someone attempts to misuse them in this manner.
- Desk Guardians may have "flops" such as air bubbles, uneven bases, patched spots etc. We like to think of those as battle scars rather than errors. Your Guardian's lifespan should generally be unaffected and they will still be Very Cute.
- Even though they're cute (and technically "Safe For Work"), Desk Guardians are not suitable toys for children.
- Avoid picking at your Guardian, stretching/twisting them, or digging nails/teeth/other sharp objects into them. A firm squeeze is fine, but please don't torture your small monster friends! They have small, fine details that can be torn relatively easily, especially the softer ones.
- The Guardian in this specific listing, Carmela, has been semi-retired for a long time because she is somewhat challenging to produce. As a result, this is an uncommon sculpt not normally found in the Random Guardian listing. I have chosen not to impose a purchase restriction, but I'm asking those who might be inclined to buy up all (or most) of them not to do that. If I find these are being bought and immediately resold for greatly increased prices, you may be barred from future Guardian purchases.
- If you encounter someone reselling these at exorbitant prices to exploit their relative rarity, please do not encourage these resellers by buying. There will be a new, improved Carmela sculpt eventually; these may be among the last few of the original that I make, but it's not the end of this character, so don't let a reseller take advantage of you. They will stop hoarding for resale if people stop buying from them.