Desk Guardians (Random)

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  • Regular price $15.00

IMPORTANT: All sales are final and cannot be cancelled. Please read our Terms of Service prior to purchasing.

This listing is for one (1) randomly-colored Desk Guardian of the model of your choosing. Check the list of 3D renders to see what characters are available, select the one(s) you want, and soon there will be a ferocious miniature monster (or a few) headed your way!

Guardians generally range between 2 and 2.5 inches tall, with a few shorter or taller outliers depending on the pose. They're sized to be small enough for convenient storage or travel, but big enough to be comfy to hold.

  • Requests for specific colors or firmness cannot be honored.
  • Desk Guardians are NOT designed to be used for sexual purposes, they're collector's items only. While they are made of the same silicone as our sex toys, they are not designed as sex toys and could pose a health risk if someone attempts to misuse them in this manner.
  • Desk Guardians may have "flops" such as air bubbles, uneven bases, patched spots etc. We like to think of those as battle scars rather than errors. Your Guardian's lifespan should generally be unaffected and they will still be Very Cute.
  • Even though they're cute (and technically "Safe For Work"), Desk Guardians are not suitable toys for children.
  • Avoid picking at your Guardian, stretching/twisting them, or digging nails/teeth/other sharp objects into them. A firm squeeze is fine, but please don't torture your small monster friends! They have small, fine details that can be torn relatively easily, especially the softer ones.